MEETING OF THE APOCALYPSE - Attendee 4 - Appendix 1
Attendee 4's notes on the most important meeting in the history of humanity.
Key Takeaways:
- The world will soon end in a blaze of fire and glory.
- The coffee machine will be turned off at 2 PM sharp.
- The snacks will be replenished by an automated snack-dispensing drone.
Action Items:
- Attendees 1-3 will lead the charge against the impending doom.
- Attendee 4 will provide moral support and a well-timed "I told you so."
- Attendee 5 will... actually, we're not sure what Attendee 5 will do.
Adjournment:
The meeting will adjourn at 5 PM, unless we're all dead, in which case it will be adjourned forever.
Next Steps:
- Attendee 4 will start a GoFundMe to support the surviving 4 attendees.
- Attendee 3 will write a strongly-worded letter to the universe.
- Attendee 2 will... well, Attendee 2 will probably just take a nap.
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