Attendee 4's Secret Meeting Minutes

Appendix 2: The Real Reason We're Not Getting Anything Done

According to eyewitnesses, Attendee 4 was seen sipping on a latte during the meeting, completely unaware of the impending doom that was about to engulf us all.

When questioned about their actions, Attendee 4 claimed to be "just getting some inspiration" and that the latte was "for the team."

Further investigation revealed that the real reason for the lack of productivity was actually the air conditioning in the conference room. It was set to "arctic blast" and no one could concentrate.

Other theories include:

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.