MEETING MINUTES - 2021-06-20

Attendees:

• John Doe, Chief Idea Officer
• Jane Doe, Senior Brainstormer
• Brian Brainstorm, Junior Creative

Objective: To address the looming sense of existential dread that has been plaguing the office.

Decisions:

• Approve the implementation of a company-wide "Bad Idea" policy, which will allow employees to share their most hare-brained, ill-conceived ideas with the team. Learn more about the syndrome.
• Allocate an additional 10 hours per week to browsing social media for "inspiration".

Bad Idea: The team will start every morning with a 30-minute "Idea Generation" session, where each employee will be forced to shout their most absurd idea into the void.

BAD IDEA SYNDROME: A new condition where employees will begin to exhibit erratic behavior, such as talking to inanimate objects, and developing an unhealthy obsession with brightly colored Post-It notes.