Mustache Mayhem Meeting Minutes
Attendees:
- Bruno the Bold
- Lisa the Lovable
- Morty the Mustachioed
Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the merits of using only mustaches as a form of ID verification
- 2. Debate the best type of coffee to pair with a well-groomed mustache
- 3. Vote on the official Mustache Mayhem theme song
Action Items:
- Implement mustache-based ID checks at all entrances
- Hire a team of mustache consultants to review employee 'staches
- Promote the official Mustache Mayhem coffee pairing guide