2021/06/20: The Paradoxical Pizza Lovers Resolution

This meeting was called to discuss the pressing matter of pizza.

The attendees were:

Resolution:

Be it resolved that the best way to solve any problem, no matter how small, is to eat pizza.

Furthermore, the committee recommends the establishment of a new national holiday: National Pizza Day.

Additionally, it is hereby declared that the phrase "Too Much Cheese" shall no longer be used as a reason for rejecting any proposal.

And finally, all meetings shall be adjourned with a free pizza party, provided there is sufficient budget.

Adopted by the Paradoxical Pizza Lovers Committee, 2021.

Next Meeting: 2021/06/21 - More Pizza

Minutes taken by: Sausage McPickle

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