June 20th, 2021 - A Day of Slight Progress and Many, Many Caffeine Jolts
In a shocking turn of events, the teacher union negotiations ended with a slightly-less-than-thrilled tone.
The union, led by the fearless and fashionable Roberta the Union Boss, demanded more money and better working conditions. The school board, on the other hand, offered slightly-less-than-moderate applause.
As the negotiations drew to a close, the union members were seen sipping lattes and tea for 2 in a desperate attempt to stay awake.
And so, the negotiations ended with a modest agreement to meet again next week. Because, clearly, they still have so many questions left unanswered.