As we all know, the office fridge has been a breeding ground for last night's pizza leftovers. It's time we take matters into our own hands and steal the pizza.
Here's the plan:
But wait, there's more!
We've managed to scrounge up $20 in petty cash, which we'll use to buy a few more pizzas for the party
We're aware that the boss might not approve of our actions, but we're willing to take the risk
We'll start by gathering more information on the pizza's whereabouts, and then make our move.
We believe that this plan has a 99% chance of success, and we're willing to take the risk.