Present: John, Jane, and Bob. Also, a sock.
The meeting was called to discuss the recent disappearance of John's favorite socks.
John: "It's the Sock Overlords! They're stealing all the socks!"
Jane: "I told you, it's just your washing machine. It's been possessed by the dark side."
Bob: "I've been saying it's aliens. They're abducting our socks for their nefarious purposes."
Decision: We will investigate further and consider setting up a Sock Defense Force.
Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned until further notice, pending Sock-related developments.
Hyperlinks:
Minutes of Meeting Item 2: Sock Puppetry
Minutes of Meeting Item 3: Sock Puppetry: The Next Generation