Attendees: Bob, Alice, Dave, and 3 invisible interns
The meeting began with a heated discussion about the missing donuts in the break room. Dave mentioned that he had seen a trail of crumbs leading to the conference room, while Bob insisted it was a conspiracy.
Alice proposed that we install security cameras in the break room to catch the snack thieves, but Dave vetoed the idea, citing concerns about "creepy Big Brother vibes."
The meeting concluded with a decision to install the "Help Yourself" donut shelf and schedule a meeting for next Tuesday to review the minutes of this meeting.