10:00 AM - 10:10 AM: Welcome to the meeting, minions.
10:10 AM - 10:30 AM: Review of the doomsday device schematics.
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Bureaucratic red tape discussion.
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: Free pizza and existential dread.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Debunking conspiracy theories about the CEO's mustache.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: World Domination strategy session.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Free time to plot world domination.