Meeting Minutes - Prophet 2

2021-06-21

The Temple of the All-Seeing Eye

Attendees:

Scribe 1: "So, the Chosen One has returned, and the All-Seeing Eye is pleased."
Prophet 2: "Indeed, and we shall discuss the finer points of its return at the next meeting."
High Priestess 3: "I propose we take a vote on whether to give the Chosen One a parking spot next to the All-Seeing Eye's throne."
Acolyte 2: "But what about the Chosen One's parking habits? Has it been taking up all the good spots again?"
Prophet 2: "That is a discussion for another time. Let us focus on the All-Seeing Eye's new glasses. Scribe 1, what say you?"
Scribe 1: "Well, the All-Seeing Eye has taken to wearing reading glasses, and its vision is now sharper than ever."
Prophet 2: "Huzzah! The All-Seeing Eye's wisdom shall be unmatched."
Chosen One: "Uh, can we talk about the secret to immortality now? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
Prophet 2: "Ah, yes, yes, yes. Item 3: The Secret to Immortality. Let us discuss."

Resolved, that the Chosen One shall be given a parking spot next to the All-Seeing Eye's throne, provided it agrees to wear the All-Seeing Eye's new glasses.
Resolved, that the All-Seeing Eye shall henceforth be referred to as "The Eye" for brevity's sake.

Scribe 1: To draft a memo on the Chosen One's parking habits and present it at the next meeting."
Acolyte 2: To purchase the All-Seeing Eye's new glasses for the Chosen One."
Prophet 2: To research the secret to immortality and present the findings at the next meeting."

It is decided that the Chosen One shall wear the All-Seeing Eye's new glasses, and it shall be referred to as "The Eye" henceforth."