Document Number: DS-12345
Classification: Top Secret
Project: Zombie Uprising
Zombie Infection Vector
- Vector 1: Rabies Vaccine
- Vector 2: Brain Parasite
- Vector 3: Nanoparticle Infusion
Contingency Planning
- Barricade the cities
- Eradicate all public gatherings
- Establish a Quarantine Zone around major population centers
Resource Allocation
- Secure all available medical supplies
- Procure sufficient quantities of duct tape and WD-40
- Stockpile canned goods and bottled water
Remember, in the event of a zombie outbreak, your best course of action is to stay informed, but also stay alive.
Do not attempt to contact your loved ones. They will only slow you down.