Welcome, faithful followers, to the prophetic ramblings of Prophet 6. Today, we gather to bask in the divine light of knowledge. Or, you know, just to hear some dad jokes about the apocalypse.
Randomly generated, totally serious, totally not-at-all-serious musings:
"The apocalypse is coming. Or is it just a Tuesday?
"The end times are nigh, but the coffee machine will always make it work."
"We will all burn in the fiery pit of existential dread, but at least the Wi-Fi will be strong."
"In the end, it's all just a bunch of meaningless noise, like this website."