Prophet 8 Agenda - June 21, 2021

Decisions of the Day

1. The color scheme of the office chairs will be changed to a more vibrant shade of neon pink.

2. The break room will now be stocked with an endless supply of free donuts.

3. The company will be adopting a new policy of mandatory 3-hour lunches, effective immediately.

4. All employees are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.

5. The company will be replacing all existing computers with ancient, non-functional CRT monitors.

6. All meetings will now be held in the basement, where the fluorescent lights will be replaced with strobe lights.

7. The company will be introducing a new, experimental "flexible" vacation policy, where employees can take all the time off they want, but only on Tuesdays.

8. All employees are required to learn how to play the harmonica.

9. The company will be hosting a weekly "Casual Day" where everyone is encouraged to wear their pajamas to work.

10. The company will be introducing a new, mandatory "Belly Fat Reduction" program, where employees can participate in group line dancing sessions.