It's 9:47 AM and we're still here. Because, apparently, we're all early birds.
Late Lunch is still an option, but let's be real, it's not like we're going to eat anything that's not stale crackers and yesterday's coffee.
Our fearless leader, Jeff, still hasn't shown up. We're starting to think he's just pretending to be a cult leader.
Next item on the agenda: The Next Item, which we're pretty sure is just going to be more of the same.
Adjournment is looking more and more like a distant memory. We're starting to think we'll be here until the end of time.
Stay vigilant, friends! There's still hope that something, anything, will happen.
Or, you know, we could all just go home and watch paint dry.