Prophet 8 Meeting Minutes - June 21, 2021 (Actions 2)

Item 1: Discussed the meaninglessness of existence and the futility of human endeavor.
Item 2: Decreed that the coffee machine be replaced with a more modern, automated model.
Item 3: Voted to rename the conference room "The Abyss of Despair" in honor of its soul-crushing atmosphere.
Item 4: Discussed, at length, the finer points of our collective apathy towards the company's mission statement.
Item 5: Scheduled the annual "I'm a Person, but Not Actually" team-building exercise.

Next meeting: June 22, 2021. Don't bother showing up.