Summary:
Today was an exercise in creative scheduling. Our team leader, Jane, had scheduled a meeting at 9:00 AM sharp, but somehow forgot to tell anyone.
As a result, we all arrived at the conference room around 9:05, where we discovered that everyone else had already given up and started their workday elsewhere.
Option 3: Medication And Desert Isolation was the clear winner of the meeting.
Key points:
- Everyone is going to take more meetings.
- The conference room is now a museum of broken dreams.
- We will never speak of this again.