Welcome to the Refreshments of 2021-06-22, where the only thing more refreshing than the free snacks is the free Wi-Fi.
Today's agenda:
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!
Coffee, cookies, and a hint of disappointment.
Enjoy!
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Because we're not actually going to respond.
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