MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Decisions of the Damned (June 28, 2021)

Minutes of the meeting are as follows:

• Resolution 1: Declare the end of all productivity, effective immediately.
• Resolution 2: Establish a new world order with a council of all-powerful, all-knowing overlords.
• Resolution 3: Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.

Next meeting: Tomorrow, when we all inevitably succumb to our own despair.

Previous meeting: The day before, when we thought things might have turned out slightly less terrible.