The Plot Thickens
It's a little-known fact that our shop's fortunes changed the moment we ran out of bacon. A group of investors, who shall remain nameless, swooped in and changed everything. They say it's for the best, but we're not so sure.
It's been a while since we last saw you. We've had some changes in the shop. New management, new decor. New smell of despair. But don't worry, we still have the same great selection of overpriced, overrated merchandise you know and love!
It's a little-known fact that our shop's fortunes changed the moment we ran out of bacon. A group of investors, who shall remain nameless, swooped in and changed everything. They say it's for the best, but we're not so sure.
Meet Bertrand, the new manager. He's... enthusiastic. He loves meetings, and has a penchant for poorly-made PowerPoint presentations. He's also very good at breaking things.
We're offering a tour of the shop, where you can see the new decor, the new management, and the new smell of despair. Don't say we didn't warn you.