EFFICIENCY COFFEE MACHINE LICENSE AGREEMENT

Revision 1.0, June 2021

By using our Efficiency Coffee Machine, you agree to the following:

  1. Be more productive than you are now.
  2. Consume more coffee.
  3. Not spill coffee on the carpet (we mean it).
  4. Not use the machine as a makeshift hamster toy.
  5. Not sue us if you develop an addiction to our patented "Extra Shot of Joy".

By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with the terms of this agreement.

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