Ketchup Gets a Makeover: 17-Mayo-Madhouse Edition

In a daring move, the Ketchup Corporation has decided to revamp its classic recipe, replacing 3 parts high-fructose corn syrup with 3 parts mayonnaise. The result: a ketchup that's equal parts creamy, equal parts chaotic.

Key features include:

• Mayo-mayo-mayo: The holy trinity of flavor
• Still made with the finest, most artisanal tomatoes
• Now with 17% more artificial colorants for that extra pop
• Comes in a limited edition bottle with a collectible, slightly-used-sock-scented label

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