After much deliberation, the Ketchup Unicorns have decided to:
- To increase the amount of glitter in our ketchup from 0.5% to 5% for added sparkle.
- To hold a mandatory 'Unicorn Dance-Off' every Friday at 3 PM to boost morale.
- To establish a new 'Ketchup Snack Policy' that allows for the consumption of up to 3 cups of ketchup per hour while on shift.
These decisions were made with the utmost seriousness and were met with resounding applause from the assembled unicorns.