Let's Get This Right: A Meeting of the Minds... and a Salad

June 2021

Agenda

• Points of Order
• Points of Discussion
• Points of Orderly Chaos

Summary of the Meeting of the Minds... and a Salad

We discussed the finer points of being fashionable with leafy greens. It turns out that lettuce is the new black tie.

Decisions were made. A new standard for business attire has been set: it's now acceptable to wear a suit and tie... of lettuce.

Next meeting: same time, same place, same salad.

Points of Order

• The first order of business was the importance of washing your hands before handling lettuce.
• The second order of business was the proper way to pronounce 'lettuce'.
• The third order of business was the new lettuce-based dress code.

Points of Discussion

Discussion centered around the merits of romaine, iceberg, and buttercrunch lettuce as the top three choices for the new black tie.

• Romaine: the classic choice for the discerning businessperson.
• Iceberg: the new kid on the block, but still a solid option.
• Buttercrunch: the wild card of the lettuce world.

Points of Orderly Chaos

Things got a little out of hand (or should we say, a little out of lettuce?) towards the end of the meeting.

• Someone brought up the merits of kale, but was quickly shut down by the lettuce mafia.
• The meeting descended into anarchy, with attendees demanding more kale and fewer meetings.