Notes on the new black-tie policy
It's official, folks. Lettuce is the new black. No more boring, bland ties. We're talking crisp, crunchy, lettuce-green. Who's ready for a salad bar at the meeting room?
- Item 1: Discuss new lettuce procurement policy
- Item 2: Vote on new tie-optional attire
- Item 3: Debate the merits of edible flowers
Important note: Do not eat the conference room chairs.
Agenda items
1. 9:00 am - Breakfast buffet (featuring a variety of lettuces)
2. 10:00 am - Presentation on the history of lettuce as a fashion statement
3. 12:00 pm - Lunch (also with lettuce)
Next meeting
When:
Where: The usual place (with more lettuce)
What: Same as above, but with more lettuces.