Notes on the new black-tie policy

It's official, folks. Lettuce is the new black. No more boring, bland ties. We're talking crisp, crunchy, lettuce-green. Who's ready for a salad bar at the meeting room?

  • Item 1: Discuss new lettuce procurement policy
  • Item 2: Vote on new tie-optional attire
  • Item 3: Debate the merits of edible flowers

Important note: Do not eat the conference room chairs.

Agenda items

1. 9:00 am - Breakfast buffet (featuring a variety of lettuces)

2. 10:00 am - Presentation on the history of lettuce as a fashion statement

3. 12:00 pm - Lunch (also with lettuce)

Next meeting

When:

Where: The usual place (with more lettuce)

What: Same as above, but with more lettuces.