WHEREAS the members of this esteemed committee have collectively reached new heights of belligerence,;
BE IT RESOLVED that we, the signatories, shall continue to argue in a loud and obnoxious manner;
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the concept of compromise shall be met with utter disdain and scorn;
BE IT FINALLY RESOLVED that the phrase "can we just agree to disagree?" shall be met with a collective eye-roll of derision.
Adopted with great fanfare, June 2021.
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