Present: The Great Overlord of Meetings, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, and Bob from Accounting
Meeting called to order by The Great Overlord of Meetings at 11:00 AM sharp, with all attendees hastily scribbling down notes on their clipboards.
Item 1: Review of the company's financials
The Great Overlord of Meetings droned on about the fiscal year's performance, with Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth dozing off in the corner.
Item 2: The Future of the Company
Bob from Accounting presented a 500-page PowerPoint presentation on the company's future, which was met with a mixture of confusion and terror.
Adjourned at 12:45 PM with a sense of relief and a strong desire for a mid-meeting snack.
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