Due to unforeseen circumstances, today's meeting has been ADJOURNED. We regret any inconvenience this may cause and will reschedule for a later date.
Reason for adjournment: Unexpected yet totally-not-made-up "sudden and acute case of Sudden-Adjournment-Induced-Discomfort" (SAID) affecting key personnel.
Those affected by SAID are advised to seek immediate medical attention and rest. We recommend avoiding any strenuous activities, including but not limited to: meetings, conferences, and small talk.
Subpages for further information:
SAID Symptoms SAID Prevention