Today's meeting was a ประก abomination.
Points 1: We are out of coffee. Like, really out. The break room is an empty wasteland.
Point 2 is to buy more coffee.
We also discussed the importance of proper hand-washing protocol. Apparently, it's not just about the germs, prophets, and invisible forces that govern the office.
Point 3 was a heated debate about who ate the last donut in the break room. Spoiler alert: it was probably Karen from HR.