Today, we're discussing the shocking truth about your missing socks in the wash. It's not the dryer, it's not the laundry basket, it's not the cat. It's... THE SOCKS THEMSELVES.
Point 1: The Vanishing Socks Phenomenon Point 2: Sock Puppet Theory Action Plan: Sock Retrieval and Reunification Appendix: Sock-related Trivia Adjournment: Sock-related Burnout