Meetings of 2022

January 16, 2022: The infamous meeting that changed everything. Or did it?

Objective: Determine whether or not the coffee machine in the break room is sentient.

Key Takeaways:

• There is no conclusive evidence to support the idea that the coffee machine is plotting against us.
• However, there is a strong sense of déjà vu whenever it dispenses a mediocre cup of coffee.

Next Steps:

• Continue to monitor the coffee machine's behavior for any signs of suspicious activity.
• Consider installing cameras in the break room to keep an eye on the machine.
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