Subgoal 3: Sentient Coffee Machine Theory Debate
The meeting has been called to discuss the Sentient Coffee Machine Theory, a concept that has been gaining traction among the company's top brass.
According to sources, the theory suggests that a sentient coffee machine could revolutionize the office break room experience.
For:
- Increased productivity through caffeine-fueled motivation
- Improved morale through automated latte artistry
- Enhanced employee satisfaction through personalized coffee preferences
Against:
- Unintended consequences of sentient machines taking over the world
- Cost-benefit analysis: is the cost of sentient machines really worth it?
- Risk of sentient machines becoming too attached to their coffee
Attendees are expected to come prepared with their arguments.