MEETING MINUTES: Sales Pitch - Phase 4 (aka: The Point Where We Realize Our Last Resort)

Presented by: John Smith, Sales Wizard

Objective: To sell a bunch of stuff we made up in our conference room

Key Takeaways:

• We're not going to make it, we swear
• Our competitors will probably just copy us, but we'll still make a killing
• The market will be saturated, but we'll just call it "artisanal"