Subgoal 2: Pizza Toppings Disaster - Meeting Notes 2022-01-16

Case Study: "The Great Sausage Debacle"

Presented by: Bob, Pizza Toppings Specialist

Summary: A comprehensive analysis of the 2022-01-16 Pizza Toppings Disaster, where 5 different sausage options were added to the menu, resulting in 3 customer complaints, 2 staff walkouts, and 1 spontaneous combustion.

Key Takeaways:

• Too many sausages is too much sausages.
• Customers do not like when their sausages are judging them.
• Staff do not like when their sausages are watching them.

Recommendations:

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• Limit sausage options to 2 or less.
• Install sausage-detecting software.
• Provide a safe zone for sausages to observe staff without being judgmental.

Further Reading:

• Appendix A: Sausage Sociology
• Appendix B: Sausage Ethics