Option 1: The "Let's Just Paint The Town" Approach

Because who needs actual data when you can just wing it with some colorful paint?

This approach involves slapping on a fresh coat of paint and calling it a day. Who needs strategy or planning when you can just make it up as you go?

Subgoals:

• Subgoal 3: "Just Paint The Walls And Floors Too"
• Subgoal 4: "Add Some Fancy Trim To Make It Look Like We Tried"

By the power of sheer willpower and a can of spray paint, we will make our sales numbers look amazing!

Assumptions:

1. We have an endless supply of paint and a strong sense of denial.

2. Our competitors are either blind or too lazy to notice our lack of effort.

3. We will just ignore any actual data or metrics that contradict our "Let's Just Paint The Town" approach.

4. Our customers will love us for our lack of transparency and accountability.

Let's paint the town and make some money! Or not. Who cares?