Meeting Minutes - January 16, 2022
Present: Bob, Alice, Charlie
Objective: Finalize Sentient Coffee Machine Theory
Summary:
- Bob: The sentient coffee machine will revolutionize the industry.
- Alice: But what about the risks of AI-induced caffeine jitters?
- Charlie: We can mitigate those risks with a good insurance policy.
Next Steps:
- Bob: We need to schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss funding.
- Alice: Agreed, but only if we can have more free coffee.
- Charlie: Seconded.
Decisions:
- Resolution 1: The company will invest $100,000 in Sentient Coffee Machine Research.
- Resolution 2: The research team will implement a 5% cap on AI-induced caffeine jitters.