MEETING AGENDA: 2022-01-17, ITEM #4: "THE FUTURE OF DISASTER MANAGEMENT"
9:00 AM - Arrival and registration of attendees
Arrive at least 15 minutes prior to the meeting. Latecomers will be given a stern look and a side-eye.
Minutes from Previous Meeting9:15 AM - Introduction by the Chair
A 5-minute introduction to the meeting, because 5 minutes is a lot of time when you're talking about disasters.
Minutes from Previous Meeting9:20 AM - DISASTER MANAGEMENT UPDATE!
Our team has been working hard to develop new, more efficient disaster management techniques. Because who needs common sense when you have technology?
Next Item on Agenda10:00 AM - DISASTER ROLE-PLAYING
Put on your thinking caps, folks! We'll be practicing our disaster response skills in a safe, controlled environment. Or not.