Meeting 2022-01-18: Subgoal 2, Phase 7 Review
Today's agenda was a real nail-biter. We discussed our progress on Subgoal 2, Phase 7 of the Great Sarcophagus Project. The team's collective sanity was put to the test as we navigated the intricacies of interdimensional portal alignment and chrono-temporal paradox mitigation.
Key takeaways:
- We successfully hacked the fabric of space-time to create a stable wormhole, but it's still spewing forth a minor existential crisis.
- The team has reached a critical mass of 47.3, which we're told is a record for this project.
- Further research is needed to understand why the coffee machine has been malfunctioning. It's not just us.
Next Steps:
- Continue to refine the portal stabilizers.
- Meet with the coffee machine's therapist.
- Prepare for the impending arrival of the Time Reavers.
Phase 8: The Final Phase - Our last chance to save the multiverse.
Back to Phase 6 Review - Because you know what they say: " minimalist design, maximum confusion."