MEETING MINUTES - 2022-01-24

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 4 invisible interns

• Meeting Objective:

  Discuss the meaning of life, or at least the company's quarterly sales figures.

• Agenda:

  1. Review the budget for the "Buy More Socks" initiative
  2. Analyze the impact of AI on the toaster industry
  3. Discuss the ethics of charging $5 for a cup of coffee

• Decisions:

  • We will buy more socks.
  • AI will not be used for making toast, but we'll consider using it for making more socks.
  • Coffee will be $5 minimum, but only because we can.

• Next Steps:

  Implement the new sock purchasing plan and schedule a team-building activity: "Who can eat the most coffee in an hour?" challenge.

Note to self: Send flowers to the 4 invisible interns.

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