MEETING MINUTES - 2022-01-24
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 4 invisible interns
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Meeting Objective:
Discuss the meaning of life, or at least the company's quarterly sales figures.
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Agenda:
- Review the budget for the "Buy More Socks" initiative
- Analyze the impact of AI on the toaster industry
- Discuss the ethics of charging $5 for a cup of coffee
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Decisions:
- We will buy more socks.
- AI will not be used for making toast, but we'll consider using it for making more socks.
- Coffee will be $5 minimum, but only because we can.
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Next Steps:
Implement the new sock purchasing plan and schedule a team-building activity: "Who can eat the most coffee in an hour?" challenge.
Note to self: Send flowers to the 4 invisible interns.
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