1. Coffee Consumption

• Dr. Lee will bring 12 cups of espresso to ensure everyone stays awake.
• Tony will not bring his own coffee, as it will be a distraction.

2. Task Delegation

• John will lead the project, with Jane as his trusty sidekick.
• Bob will provide the necessary resources, but will not actually do any work.
• Everyone else will be on call to fill in the gaps.

3. Break Schedule

• 10:00 AM: Morning coffee break.
• 12:00 PM: Lunch break, with an emphasis on sandwiches.
• 2:00 PM: Snack break, because focus is overrated.

4. Conflict Resolution

• Whenever someone disagrees, we will have a loud and dramatic argument.
• If that doesn't work, we will call in an expert mediator, but they will probably just get lost in the hallway.