MEETING AGENDA FOR THE APOCALYPSE

1. Review of Global Collapse Protocols

Review and revise the current global collapse protocols to ensure maximum efficiency in the face of certain doom.

2. Preliminary Assessment of Remaining Resources

Estimate the remaining resources available for the impending apocalypse and prioritize allocation.

3. Doomsday Device Testing Results

Discuss the latest test results from the Doomsday Device and address any concerns.

4. Emergency Rations Distribution Schedule

Finalize the schedule for emergency ration distribution to ensure all survivors have access to sustenance.

5. Alternate Reality Checkpoint Coordinates

Update the coordinates for alternate reality checkpoints to ensure optimal navigation in the post-apocalyptic world.