Agenda for Meeting of the Unconvinced

09:00-09:30: Unimportant Introduction

Introduction by the Unconvinced, featuring an impassioned speech about the futility of it all.

Read the full introduction here.

09:30-10:15: Unresolved Issues

Discussion of the unsolved problems of the universe, including the meaning of life, and why the donuts in the break room are never replaced when they're gone.

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10:15-11:00: Unlikely Solutions

A panel of experts will attempt to provide some solutions, but let's be real, they'll probably just make things worse.

See the solutions here, if you dare.

11:00-12:00: Unnecessary Break

Take a break, because, honestly, it's not like anything's getting done here.

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