Meeting of the Damned, 2022

Today's agenda:

• 9:00-9:10: Introduction to existential dread
• 9:10-9:20: Review of our quarterly profits: "We're still not making any"
• 9:20-9:30: Break

Important announcements:

• We've run out of coffee
• The vending machine is still broken
• The apocalypse is imminent, but we'll still meet

Next meeting:

Same time, same place, same existential dread. But with a new vending machine, hopefully.