Present: John, Jane, Joe
Topic: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Agenda Item 3-3: Sock Puppet Theory
Item 3-3: John presented his Sock Puppet Theory, which proposes that all missing socks are secretly living their best lives in a parallel universe.
Jane questioned the feasibility of this theory, citing the lack of empirical evidence.
Joe just stared at the floor, muttering something about "the sock drawer is a portal to another dimension."
Decision: Table for further discussion.
John to research Sock Puppet Theory and present findings at next meeting.
Jane to investigate sock drawer dimensions.
Joe to... uh... "refocus".