MEETING MINUTES

Attendees:

• Dr. Emily Nostradamus
• John "The Chip" DoItYourself
• Bob Bob Bob

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Chipmunk Theory of Chocolate Chip Technology
• Item 2: The Chipmunk's New Best Friend: The Whiskerbot 9000
• Item 3: The Great Chipmunk Heist: A Study in Chocolate Chip Economics

Decisions:

• Decision 1: Adopt Chipmunk Theory as Official Company Philosophy
• Revision 1: Clarify Chipmunk Theory to Exclude Unnecessary Whisker Maintenance
• Decision 2: Invest in Whiskerbot 9000 for Increased Efficiency
• Revision 2: Add More Whiskers, Less Maintenance

Next Steps:

• Item 1: Implement Whiskerbot 9000 in All Departments
• Item 2: Develop New Chipmunk Training Program