Appendix: Sleep Study Methodology for the Truly Sleep-Deprived
Section 1: Data Collection: Because You Clearly Have Too Much Time on Your Hands
Section 2: Analysis: Where We Pretend to be Sleep Experts

And, of course, Section 3: The Conclusion: Where We Pretend to be Sleep Experts (Again)
We hope you found this guide helpful. Now, go take a nap.