Brain Waves: The Secret to Unlocking Human Potential

Our team of expert researchers (mostly sleep-deprived individuals with too much free time) have been analyzing brain waves to unlock the secrets of human productivity.

Here's a summary of our findings:

Alpha waves (8-12 Hz): The frequency at which your brain waves are most likely to be disrupted by your cat demanding food at 3 am.

Beta waves (13-30 Hz): The frequency at which your brain waves are most likely to be interrupted by your coworker's incessant chattering.

Theta waves (4-8 Hz): The frequency at which your brain waves are most likely to be in a state of pure bliss, but only when you're dreaming about a beach vacation.

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Qualitative Analysis of Brain Wave Personality Types

Quantitative Analysis of Brain Waves: A Deep Dive