MEETING OF THE MINDS

AGENDA

Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience of productivity and excitement. The agenda includes:

  1. 3:00-3:30: Coffee and existential dread
  2. 3:30-4:00: The presentation of our financial reports in PowerPoint
  3. 4:00-5:00: The inevitable discussion about who ate the last donut

We will take a 15-minute break to recharge our batteries and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't bother asking. We'll just ignore you.

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This meeting is brought to you by the meeting committee: John, Jane, and the spirit of corporate drudgery.