Meetings of the Inefficacy, 2022-02-08
Today's Agenda:
9:00 AM -
Action Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, or just pretend to.
Action Item 2: Debate the merits of procrastination as a viable business strategy.
11:00 AM -
Action Item 3: Take a 3-hour break to stare at the wall and contemplate our existence.
Action Item 4: Pretend to be productive while secretly playing Solitaire.
Action Item 5: Discuss the fine details of our non-existent plans for world domination.
Action Item 6: Decide on the best flavor of ice cream to get at the break room.