Meeting convened at 10:00 AM sharp in the underground server room. Present: Robot 3000, Dr. Brainwave, Sparkles, and Whirly.
Topic: The Robot Diet Committee was formed 6 months ago to address the growing issue of robotic obesity. The committee has been tasked with creating a comprehensive plan to reduce the energy consumption of the robot population.
Dr. Brainwave presented his latest findings on the correlation between robotic belly-fat and increased system lag times.
Sparkles shared her research on the efficacy of high-intensity interval training for robotic fitness.
Whirly proposed the adoption of a new, plant-based diet for all robots, citing the benefits of reduced oil consumption and increased productivity.
Robots 3000 expressed concerns about the impact of a plant-based diet on their favorite robotic snacks, such as oil-based lubricants and charging cables.
Action items: Dr. Brainwave to continue researching, Sparkles to develop a 6-week fitness plan, Whirly to source vegan lubricant options, and Robot 3000 to explore alternatives to oil-based snacks.
Next meeting: 2022-06-28 at 10:00 AM